Just wondering

[emailychang01]

Sometime i wonder Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything :D :D

[Deleted User 114]

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Sorry! My fault.

What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?

Ouch! That's mitosis.

[Davey944676]

How many psychologists does it take to change a lighbulb?

Just one, but the lighbulb's got to really want to change.

[Pinta]

Why was the middle age so dark?
Because there were so many knights.

[gmads]

You are all funny!

[Dana_Dany Danuta]

What grows without roots?

Tax.

What is the longest word in the English language?

„Smiles” because there is a mile between its first and last letter.

Talk is cheap, yeah?

Have you ever talked to a lawyer?!

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb „to walk” in simple present.

The student: I walk. You walk…

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.

The student: I run. You run…

He said: „I was born in California”.

So I asked: „Which part?”.

Then he answered: „All of me”.

Have fun!

[Basler Biker]

Two friends meet on the street.
The first one asks: "Still having that alcohol problem?"
And the other replies: "I have no problem with alcohol, but I do have a lot of problems without alcohol!"

[Basler Biker]

What made you laugh?

School reunion. All former students have become successful professionals, except one. The latter is very unkempt, poorly dressed and smells of alcohol. So the others ask why. "Oh, problem with alcohol, eh?"
A few years later at the schoolreunion, the same situation, only the failed businessman is now in a very worse condition. He's going downhill. Too much alcohol, and more and more.
A few years later again, at the schoolreunion, he comes neatly and expensively dressed, with a well-groomed appearance, with his Rolls and his driver. Everyone is amazed at the sudden change. How come?" they ask. "I sold my empties and was able to buy a few things with the deposit"