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funny things to boost your confidence

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WolfylikesTOP
United States of America

funny things to boost your confidence

Post by WolfylikesTOP »

Laughter is the best medicine for many things, sadness, nervousness, boredom, etc. I decided If thats true then we should use it to boost our confidence while learning the language were learning! please post something funny in the comments!

Heres mine:
What do you call a dragonfly without wings? A dragonwalk.

best comments:

1: Jacko079: The past, the present, and the future walked into a restaurant... It was tense.

2: -Paul77-: The police pulled me over and said, "Papers..." I said "Scissors!" and sped off coz I won.... They've been chasing me for 45 minutes now....

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Deleted User 114

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a restaurant...

It was tense.

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The police pulled me over and said, "Papers..." I said "Scissors!" and sped off coz I won.
They've been chasing me for 45 minutes now....

A man is washing his car with his son.
The son asks, "Dad...can you just use a sponge?"

People say that smoking causes cancer. They don't say that when it cures salmon.

I don't like people who take drugs....Example, Airport Security....

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Chess
Greece

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Post by Chess »

Alright this is kinda long but bare with me here:
guy: prints out all of Wikipedia
fbi: he knows to much, get him.
police (coming to get him): put your hands in the air where I can see them!
guy: wait no I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!

hope u laugh

check and mate

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Drymice

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Post by Drymice »

How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it

I'm as dry as a mouse and don’t use this anymore.

Tj07
United States of America

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Post by Tj07 »

I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it

(maybe that's why I gained a couple pounds recently...)

-Tj07

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