Since I have just quoted a misunderstood German lyric, I went in search of misunderstood texts on the web.
In the meantime, I laughed tears. Here is an excerpt, but there are many more...
https://www.udiscovermusic.com/stories/ ... ng-lyrics/
And I had to add this one: https://www.tradiling.net/mondegreens/
I will never read the name Francis Bacon again without at least smiling inwardly.