I just had this one
- feces instead of faces
or (not real) - good *uck instead of the usual
or as in this official audio-generated subtitles from the BBC on a funeral with QE II present - someone was said to be "controlling the Queen" / instead of "condoling with the Queen"
- pubic awareness instead of public
- holey spirit instead of Holy spirit
- good mourning instead of morning (unless you play the "champetter" in Allo Allo
Most of my typo's are because my left hand seems just a bit faster than my right hand
So letters are at times swapped, as in scared instead of sacred.
Or if my spacebar refuses - the rapist instead of therapist
Other embarrassing thing in german, hmmm german, last try German is that my left-shift is broken,
or my "pink" not strong enough .. I know, it's a crime.